Trump.D Diary : W/E Fri 10th March 2017

My Chinese patents are approved! Ivanka's business is UP! Otherwise business as usual....

I can honestly state that I've now heard about Obama wiretapping me during the final stages of the election.  Since none of the nasty press have to reveal their sources then why should I?  And anyway there's no crime in talking to myself is there?  If I just denounce this "shocking abuse of power" loud and definite enough then the faithful will be convinced.  The only hassle is that my doubters will want more than mere heresay but if I can spark an investigation then mud sticks and who knows what golden nuggets will fall out of the chute?

Apparently Mexico are sponsoring legal aid centers across the US to advise and support their immigrant population.  This is great news!  These "honey pots" will attract the very people we're looking for and give our immigration enforcement officers an efficient way of tracking them.  Well done Mexico.wink

Finally got the new and improved travel ban published.  It no longer focuses on Iraq as they're playing ball and is softer on Syrian refugees as well as pre-existing visa holders and anyone actually in transit when the order becomes effective.  These are major humanitarian concessions and I don't know what else could be expected short of me donning a white beard, a red coat and singing Jingle Bells.  And that sure as hell ain't gonna happen!

James Corey's rejected my allegations of Obama wire-tapping and won't even launch an investigation!   What happened to the principle of "serving at the pleasure of the President"?  This country's gone to the dogs in so many ways under Obama et al.  Wasn't it Obama that released 122 GITMO prisoners?  OK so GITMO practices had become a blight and an embarrassment on the US image but even so....  Surely THAT action needs accounting for?

Had a bad dream about being in a restroom at the same time as a male cross-dresser in full skirt and heels!  Maybe I'll just let the states make their own rules on that one...

'Funny thing though.  I was en route through the Whitehouse when somebody suggested my fly was open just as a bunch of tourists were approaching.  Quick as a flash, I ducked behind a partition and checked all was well with the family jewels but by then the room was full of tourists.  So I just made a "surprise" entrance of it - much to everyone's delight (and my relief).  THAT has to improve my ratings doesn't it?

Brilliant news this week! wink  China's approved my trademark applications (they're really friendly people, so generous and family oriented - great friends) AND (no such thing as bad publicity) Ivanka's sales have rocketed too!  Oh, and icing on the cake, jobs, investment and markets are all on the UP.  If that isn't worth a round of golf I don't know what is!

Not all plain sailing though.  Anyone calling the new travel restrictions "Muslim Ban II" just hasn't read it carefully enough.  Hawaii started it and now Washington, Massachusetts and even New York are getting on the bandwagon.  'Seems like there are far too many ambulance-chasers and far too few ambulances right now! yell

 

 

 

 

 

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